Friday, October 2, 2015

Guns & Ammo

When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, I’m a dead man.

I’ve never cared one whit about guns, and I proved it Sunday afternoon at the sporting clay shooting, which was our third event of the day (Shotover Jet Boat, Queenstown Hill hike).

Maddy gets ready to fire a gun
for the first time in her life.

The clay target says "hit me with your first shot."

We got picked up after lunch in Queenstown, along with two male Brits and a husband/trophy wife couple from Auckland.  None of us had much shooting experience before, although the Brits had played various shooting video games.  Even back in my late teens/early 20s arcade days I never was into the shooting games – and it showed.

Maddy had always wanted to try a shooting range, and the last time Carol and I shot (back in either late 1988 or late 1990, can’t remember which year), Carol had done pretty well.  I think it was skeet.  Anyhow, I set this up for them in case they didn’t enjoy the Shotover River jet boat, but they loved it, so that wasn’t an issue.

Carol shoots.  Check out the cartridge 
ejecting from the gun.

We were driven out by Blake, the founder and owner of the business, who also was our instructor.   The drive out was beautiful, on a rough road along the Shotover River for a while, and then up into a huge sheep station.  The owner rents the land from the station owner.  It has incredible views to the East, as we are high up on a pass between two mountains.

My shooting was pretty much hit or miss.

Maddy was selected to shoot first, and she acquitted herself pretty well in the first round – getting three out of four.  In fact, of the seven of us (I went last), I’m pretty sure everyone got three except for me – I got two.
Our instructor was intense.  Note the pretty mountains.

On the flight from LA to Sydney, I had finally watched “American Sniper.”  I knew I was not going to be Chris Kyle.  Or anywhere close to him.  I realized after shooting the gun a number of times that I would have ended up not as a sniper, but as Radar O’Reilly, company clerk, if I had gone into the military.  Unless, of course, I had been so sarcastic I would have remained a private scrubbing latrines with a toothbrush.  So, it would have been 50/50 between Radar O’Reilly and scrubbing latrines.  It makes me appreciate the US military even more.

Unfortunately, the business has the name "Break One Clay Target Sports" -- it's unfortunate because I nearly tried to take the name of it literally and break just one target!  Just kidding.  Sort of!

The view was better than my shooting.

The targets came out from different, well, whatever they are called.  I did best (getting a pair of threes) with the ones that shot straight up in the air.  I did worst with the “rabbit” – one that ran along the ground.  You’ve got to go with it, and then lead it slightly.  I would go with it, and then lead it a lot – and then miss.  I only got one of the four (actually, one of five).

Out of the 24 shots, I got 12, Carol also got 12, and Maddy got 15.  The two winners got 17.  Our instructor basically pointed the gun and told the one winner (woman from Auckland) when to shoot.  She would not have gotten many without his help.

You can read Maddy’s blog post for her thoughts on it, but as I pointed out – the three of us had the highest combined score!  That makes us the winner!  USA!  USA!  USA!  (The more cynical among you might point out that the Brits and Kiwis only had two each on their team, but my rejoinder is that we hit more clays!  Do the math baby!)
The three of us had the highest combined team score!

There was one point when Maddy was shooting that I had taken off my ear protectors (I’m sure there’s a more technical term, but check Idon’tfgiveacrap.com for my concern).  We had just over to the other side of the pass for shooting, and her first two shots were incredibly loud.  I was stunned at how much louder it was on that side.  Then, Carol gestured to me to put my ear muffs (whatever!) back on.  Oh.  Back to the normal, more muffled sound.  That was probably another sign I didn’t belong.

The instructor was cheery, optimistic, nice, and confusing.  He would say things and I would have no idea what he meant.  “Touch the target” was my personal favorite.  What the heck does that mean?  The other was, each time I stepped to take the gun, he would boldly (and pointlessly) say “four for four” – as though I was going to hit all four targets.  Not.  I found his relentless optimism kind of annoying, because it put pressure on me to do something I knew wasn’t going to happen!

Time slows down for the greats in a sport or contest of skill.  For me, time sped up – the clay target would shoot into the air and I would rush.  You know, maybe if I shot more often. . .ah, who am I kidding – I don’t really care.

Torie, I know you think that when that day of the Zombie Apocalypse comes, that I’m no help whatsoever, so you will ditch me.  However, I still think my driving skills will be helpful in that Mad Max world.  We can pick up Mr. Pazz (sorry, Lisa, you are on your own) and head for the Blue Ridge Mountains.  After that, you will probably want to lose me, because I will only be holding you back.  I’m no Sarah Connor.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Kaikoura Pics -- Day One

So many fun pics of the dolphins, and the mountains, and the Pacific Ocean, it's just easier to do a separate post.  If any of Maddy's Go Pro pics in the water turn out, I will add some of them to the blog so you can see how close up we were whilst swimming with the dolphins.

Kaikoura -- Pacific Ocean meets 9,000
foot snow-capped mountains.

Dusky dolphins are gray under water,
and black out of the water.

There were probably 80-100 in the pod we
were swimming with and later photographing.


Giant Petrel

Albatross and dolphins




Show-offs!





Just came out from under the boat.

Walkin' on water


Double shot.

He flipped for us!

At Rincon, they're walking the nose!
(I know it's not Rincon --google the lyrics!)




Our trusty boat




And thus they leave us.


Our friend at the cottage.

Quinessential New Zealand. . .sheep,
Pacific Ocean, snow-capped mountains.

Beach tractor.

New Zealanders care a lot more than
Americans about the rugby World Cup.

No such thing as too many pictures of
ocean/snow-capped mountains.

Maddy made up the steep hill
much faster than I did.









Like the Dolphins Who Guide You. . .

So, the Dolphin Encounter in Kaikoura might have rocketed to the top of my favorite activity of the trip so far (although, frankly, it is competing with several great activities in the Queenstown area).  It's number one in Carol's book

And this is not some “get in a large pool and swim with a dolphin or two” activity like at a Carribean or Disney resort.  This is swimming in the ocean (wearing a wet suit because it’s too cold otherwise) with 80-100 dusky dolphins zipping and cavorting around you.

It’s a magical experience and one that anyone who comes to New Zealand has to do.  This is a six star out of five activity.  Again, this is NOT Disney’s dolphin stuff (not that we’ve ever done this).  This is real, this is wild, and it is amazing.

(It also has the capacity to be very disappointing.  The dolphins are not fed, not touched, not trained.  So, they might not show.  But, at least you get nearly a full refund if there are no dolphins.  Interestingly, both Matthias the German and the fellow from Paris I talked with had been in Kaikoura recently to do the dolphin trip, but it was cancelled due to bad weather or rough seas.)

Anyhow, going back to the beginning of the day, Christchurch added insult to injury because the hotel served us the most underwhelming meal we’ve had in New Zealand.  The good news is, it was only breakfast.  The bad news is, it was pretty darn bland.

Getting out of the city in the morning was much easier than getting into it the night before.  We were heading north on the aptly named North Road.  The Christchurch city limits are quite large geographically, and it is funny to see farms inside the “city” of 336,000 people (give or take).

The drive down was pretty – more snowcapped mountains, winding hills, plenty of large sheep stations with a million lambs and sheep, some cattle, and a few horses.  We passed some wineries (sorry, Reid, didn’t stop!).  I stopped for gas at a small petrol station in the middle of no where – had a nice chat with the owner about the NZ banking system’s superiority to the US.  I did point out (because I just remembered) that US banks want to switch to the chip/PIN system, but the restaurants and retailers are resisting.  It was a pleasant chat about nothing.

The last 20 or so miles into Kaikoura were a roller coaster until we got to the coast – and then it was an amazing drive along the Pacific on one side and sheer cliffs on the other.

Here’s a sentence you can’t write in California – I’m sitting here writing, watching the sun come up over the Pacific Ocean!  And, to the North along the coast are a series of stunning snow-capped mountains.  I am not sure this scene exists anywhere else in the world – snow capped mountains right next to the sea.  Think of a Coors commercial with the ocean too.  I will post some pictures.

Anyhow, we pulled into Kaikoura and found the cottage we are renting for two nights.  It’s connected to another house and an art gallery, although it is very private here.  The views from the back deck are stunning (see previous paragraph).  Kaikoura is as pretty a small town as we’ve ever been in.  It’s a notch below Queenstown, but not far.  Take notes if you are going to NZ – Kaikoura is CERTAINLY worth two to three nights.

According to the NZ gov’t website, 3,621 people live in Kaikoura – so it is MUCH smaller than Qtown.  The entire region is just 0.1% of New Zealand’s population  We relaxed for a few minutes (let’s not get carried away) at the cottage, before heading down to the dolphin encounter.

The cottage has no doors on the two bedrooms – although there are privacy (pronounced “priv-a-sea” NOT “pry-va-sea”) screens.  Even the shower has no door.  We can certainly work around it, and it is quite charming.  The best part is the deck, which overlooks the town, the ocean, and snowcapped mountains!

I had been purposely vague with Carol and Maddy about how cool this dolphin activity could well turn out to be.  I’ve included the link so you can check it out.

First, in the centre, they call you into the back, where they handed each of us flippers, water gloves (still soaking wet), a pullover hood, and booties – all wetsuit-esque.  Then we get our wetsuit, go into the changing room, and put everything on to make sure it fits.  We left the wetsuit on, and tromped to the briefing room for the film/powerpoint that walked us through the time on water.

We did not have time to eat the lamb pies we ordered – lunch wouldn’t be until we were back at the cottage at 4:30.  I’ve never had my dad’s saying – “the rich eat late and so do we” apply at lunch so many times as it has in NZ (the glacier hike, which I still have to write about, also applied).

The film gave tips on attracting dolphins – either dive, make noise/sing through your snorkel, or circle with them, maintaining eye contact.  It also stressed that there is no guarantee of seeing dolphins, or of getting into the water.  However, the seas were characterized as “slight to moderate” for the afternoon, which was perfect.

We tromped out to the shuttle bus, carrying a million things and moving slowly.  That’s where I met Matthias the German and we chatted for the relatively short bus ride (ten minutes max) over to the southside of the peninsula, where the boats are.

They have two boats, and assigned us to one.  We hopped on board and headed out.  The views from the water of the mountains, and the water birds, was stunning.  We saw multiple albatross, as well as giant petrels, seagulls (okay, nothing special there), and other sea birds I’ve never seen before.

Then the boat slowed down, and we saw the dolphins knifing through the water.  The skipper cut the engine, and we all went it.

Describing the beauty and majesty with words can’t do it justice.  Words fail me.  The dolphins zipped and played around us.  Sometimes it was one, sometimes 10-12 dolphins would fly past.  Maddy had her Go Pro with her – hopefully she got some good pictures (she left the cable for downloading in Sydney).

We had been advised to keep our hands/arms at our sides, I did most of the time.  I didn’t try to touch them (that understandably scares them off, which would be counterproductive), although sometimes I found myself using my arms to spin or change direction.  I spun with some dolphins for a while, but had less than zero interest in diving.

As advised to do, I hummed, made strange noises, and even sang to the dolphins.  The song?  Hail Calypso, of course!  The first few times I sang it (remember, this is through the snorkel, so my historically bad singing was probably even worse, although it may have been better than normal!) dolphins flocked to me.  It stopped working after a bit though.

Anyhow, we had four times in the water.  For me, the first two were the best – the number of dolphins was incredible.  Each time the captain would sound the whistle to return to the boat was disappointing.  The third time was a washout – I didn’t see a single dolphin, and the skipper called us back quickly.  Part of the problem was that my mask was suddenly leaking the third time, so I was futzing with that for a bit.  By the time I started looking, the dolphins, like Elvis, had left the building.

The fourth time was much better than the third, although I didn’t think as good as the first two.  Maddy said her experience on the fourth time in the water was really good.  On the way back to the boat after the return whistle, I had three swim right underneath me, so the dolphins weren’t ready for us to leave.

Everyone on the boat enjoyed it very much.  I got to talk to Carol for the first time since before we got in the water the first time.  She loved it, and even saw a seal.  (There is a swim with the seals experience here as well, but I opted for the dolphins.  Wish now that we signed up for both!)

We then changed out of the wet suits and gear, and followed the dolphins so we could take some pictures.  I took far too many photos – they jumped and spun and did backflips for us.  Even if that’s all we did, the adventure was fabulous, but swimming with dusky dolphins in the wild is a sublime experience none of us will ever forget.

They gave us more time to follow and photo the dolphins than we expected.  Finally, it was time to return to port.  All three of us agreed that it exceeded expectations, as did the others I talked to.

After we came back and had a late lunch, Maddy and I took a walk/hike along the peninsula, first up top and then down through a field.  Her efforts to entice a sheep or lamb over so she could pet it failed miserably.  Apparently they are afraid of people.  Or of overenthusiastic blonde 20 year olds who think petting a lamb in NZ is a birthright.

We were afford beautiful views back across the bay of the mountains, and the hike had its strenuous uphill moments.

After a shower and a glass of Pinot (the Madeleine from Aurum) we headed to the Green Dolphin for dinner.  Alas they were sold out of the crawfish (which is the NZ word for lobster) by the time we got there for our half past seven reservations.

We headed back to the cottage and read for a bit before calling it an early night.

Something Germany and France Agree On!

Riding the shuttle bus to the Dolphin Encounter ship with a young German fellow, I struck up a conversation, because that's what I do when I'm traveling in foreign countries.  We talked about our travels in NZ (he had 3.5 weeks to travel!), and how we had both come from Christchurch.

Matthias was as underwhelmed with Christchurch as we were.

Then, riding the shuttle bus back afterwards, I sat with a student from Paris who was studying for a semester in Australia at the University of Newcastle.  He had the same reaction to Christchurch as Matthias.

So, don't take it from me -- believe a Frenchman and a German who agree!  Christchurch is lame.

Two pics from the Muna Moke House



This is our HHI refrigerator.
If you don't get it, ask
Carol or I to explain.

This is the dryer.  Installed
upside down, because. . .
well, beats the heck out of me!

Where The Streets Have No People

If visiting Queenstown IS NOT on your life bucket list, add it.  If visiting Christchurch IS on your life bucket list, shred the list and start a new one.  The drive from Queenstown (more on that in a future short blog post) was easy (albeit long).  Except for the last four kilometers, as we hit rush hour and crawled along.

There aren't many things to
take pictures of in Christchurch.
This sculpture is one of the few.

Once we hit the exit for the City Centre, the traffic got a lot better, although we still crawled because just as one light turned green, the next one would turn red.  It was also weird driving with so many traffic lights.  I believe there is one light in Queenstown (and none between Qtown and Christchurch) – Qtown uses circles to sort out turns.  Circles with no lights, so the traffic keeps flowing.
There hasn't been much progress on the 
cathedral that was badly damaged by
the 2011 earthquake.

Anyhow, we arrived around 6pm, baffled by all of the damaged buildings and construction.  Then we remembered the earthquake of 2011, which damaged/destroyed many buildings in the centre of the city.  Our hotel was an old government building, and apparently survived relatively unscathed.

After dragging our bags to the room, which was an affordable two room suite with a nice sitting area and small kitchenette, we changed and headed out to explore Christchurch.

It was a ghost town.  They apparently roll up the sidewalks at 5pm.  There was no worries about getting hit by cars, primarily because only a couple of vehicles were on the street.  It is the deadest downtown we’ve ever been in.
A small part of the botanical gardens.

We walked past the damaged cathedral – the whole back wall had crashed off, and through the empty streets.  There certainly was a lot of rebuilding going on, although some damaged buildings are simply closed – no work has been done.  I have to believe that in ten years Christchurch will be nicer, but the lack of restaurants downtown will keep people away after work.
Beautiful fountain in the gardens.
The MP for Christchurch
donated the money for a 
memorial to. . .himself!

There is some interesting public art sculptures, but no one walking through town to enjoy it when we were strolling.  We went into the Botantical Gardens, where we caught glimpses of the occasional jogger or couple walking.  It is a little too early in spring for the Gardens to be in full, um, flower, but between the fountains, the trees, the ponds, the river, and the flowers that were, um, flowering, it was still beautiful.  Just empty, even though it is daylight savings time.
It is early spring in Christchurch, so
not many flowers were out yet.

We found the New Zealand plant section, and Maddy commenced searching for the silver fern, which is the icon of New Zealand.  (The country is voting on a new flag, and a design with a silver fern is the best looking of the options, IMHO).  Carol spotted a big one – and it was neat to look at the green tops of the leaves and the silver under the leaves.  It was getting toward dusk, so we lit up the undersides with our camera flashes.  Very cool.
Silver fern, the symbol of NZ

Then we came to the park next door (yes, a park next to a park – instead of one big park!).  To be fair, this park (North Hagley Park in case you ignore my advice and ever get to Christchurch) had  some playing fields and tennis courts.  And a big pond called “Victoria Lake.”  So, between Madeleine wine and Victoria Park (and Street and Square), we now have to find something named “Julia” to cover all the daughter bases.
Three roses.

We walked over to Victoria Street, which is the one vibrant street with restaurants we saw in our strolls throughout the city.  Oddly, all of the shops were closed, so even though the street was livelier, it wasn’t fully alive.
Cherry blossoms

Dinner was at a Thai fusion restaurant.  The food was great, but the kitchen was a mess.  They brought my food, and Maddy’s food out.  But not Carol’s.  Not the rice either.  I was virtually done with my delicious prawn and pork Vietnamese pancake (I cut it like a quesadilla to eat it) when Carol’s chicken finally showed.
Clock tower, and a remarkable 
sight behind it -- a building with
lights on at night!  We 
ate dinner at that restaurant.

It’s an open kitchen, so we could watch as the Thai chefs bickered with each other and with the wait staff.  Good times.

So, I asked our waitress for the check.  It was 8:45 and the place was winding down.  She said she would bring it right away.  She promptly forgot, as we watched her clear off four tables and deal with other stuff.  I asked for it again – and she haughtily replied, “I will bring it soon, or you can pay at the front.”  The latter option was easy, but she hadn’t made us aware of it the first time.

On our way back through the abandoned streets, we were followed by a guy in a knit cap.  We moved quickly, but he peeled off at some point – false alarm!  We did get back to the hotel in record time!

I’m not sure we even heard a car one floor up as we enjoyed our bottle of Aurum Pinot!

I've got a lot more catching up to do on the blog, but we're off to Kaikoura to swim with the dolphins.  In the wild!