On the train from Prague to Vienna. . .Rolling through the Czech countryside. . .”Czech it out,” I exclaim, but the girls are not amused. . .Carol laughs in her tolerant way. . .the hillsides are dotted with homes as Maddy naps, Torie/Carol both read, and Julia plays on her iPad. . .Prague is expensive. . .You even have to pay to use some of the water closets (that’s toilets to the rest of us) in historic places. . .I feel like Larry King. . .maybe I can write this all in ellipses. . .Czech beer is really, really good (now I sound like Larry King). . .I chickened out of trying Czech wine. . .Carol had some. . .it was pretty thin. . .I had been to Bulgaria in 1989 to train opposition party members before their first elections. . .little remains of Communism here in the Czech Republic. . .a proud name for a people proud to be free. . .
The conductor did not bark, “papers please!” in a harsh East German accent like I imagined he would. . .communism really is dead. . .although apparently London is burning because some people don’t want to pay for what they have. . .there’s a decent amount of graffiti noticeable outside the train window, but it’s not angry graffiti. . .
The taxi ride to the train station was neat. . .we went through parts of town that weren’t Disneyified. . .and it was still a beautiful ride (for the most part). . .not criticizing Prague. . .sometimes it didn’t feel real. . .just saw big wind turbines off in the distance. . .reminds me, no recycling in Prague. . .everything gets tossed into the same trash. . .but it was a relatively clean city. . .rolling through Czech forests now. . .back to the taxi ride. . .seems like the city is in good shape. . .Czech beggars (remember, there are no homeless under Obama, they are only covered when GOPers are Presidents!) prostrate themselves on the ground with their hats out.
Prague is a delight for the eyes. . .every turn is something amazing. . .glad we went over the same ground more than once in Old Town. . .saw new sights each time. . .I’d put Prague on the list of the greatest non-big foreign cities (non-big?, wow, Glen, now you are cutting it finely) I’ve been to. . . Seville, Perth, Athens, Barcelona, Venice, Edinburgh, York, Siena, Istanbul, and Quebec. (Look, London, Paris, Rome all have it rather easy). . .
I know it doesn’t make sense unless you’ve been there, but Prague reminds me of a cross between Siena and Venice. . .Old Town Square reminds us of St. Mark’s Square. . .and the outdoor cafes are everywhere. . .nice to have to wear some long sleeved pullovers. . .but it was funny to see people wearing coats and even gloves in August. . .while Carol and I were walking around in short sleeves and shorts. . .wonder when we’ll hit Austria – will there be a big sign or announcement (that we can’t understand). . .too many people smoke here. . .one of the best changes is our country has been the no smoking in public places movement. . .
Non-scientific survey: 80% of the tours. . .given in German. . .can’t learn much history by eavesdropping on a language I haven’t spoken since 10th grade. . .and not well then either. . .the sight of massed Germans marching resolutely down European streets is not as scary as it once was. . .btw, highly recommend my current read – Erik Larson’s new book on the American diplomat/his family in Berlin during the rise of Hitler. . .
Now in Austria – train announcements have switched to German, and the country towns seems slightly nicer.
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Hate to break it to you, Glen...Carol is not laughing at the joke the 100th time you've said "Czech it out!" ...She is laughing at the scene...Julia/Maddy/Torie rolling their eyes at you, grumbling...you laughing and looking smug at your own cleverness in response to their rolling their eyes...ie, the joys of the family all being together and creating wonderful memories...I guarantee the laugh is not 100% the result of your pun.
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