Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Born In Arizona, Moved To Babylonia (King Tut)

Going to the King Tut exhibit in the late 1970s was not something this teenager from Sparta, NJ even comprehended.  However, we had Steve Martin to fill us in about the latest thing.  So when the question came about spending the nearly $10 each to visit King Tut's tomb, there was no other option than to say "of course!"

I didn't expect much, but didn't realize how cool the walls would be, or, more importantly, that his mummy is there.

It's not a big tomb.  After all, he was only king for ten years, from ages 9-19.  It's believe he died because of complications from falling off his chariot while hunting, hence the impressive collection of walking sticks buried in his tomb.  Plus, there wasn't a lot of planning for his death, so clearly it was unexpected.

The whole Howard Carter story of finding his tomb is quite interesting, but if want more information about it, use your Google machine.  

The guard asked Carol for her phone to take close-ups of the mummy of the boy king.  That, of course, cost us a dollar, but it was probably the best single dollar we spent on the trip (except for all the singles we spent to use water closets, which is kind of a necessity).  He could go over the chains and take close-ups that you can't get unless you pay the man.

Neil said nah to doing until Carol showed him the photos the guard took for her, and he said, "well, that's worth a dollar!"  Said photos are below -- you'll know them.

Trigger warning: King Tut died around 1324 BC, which means his mummy has been around for approximately 3347 years.  He may have been a handsome young man before he died.  He may have even been handsome for the first 2000 years he's been mummified, but age is undefeated.  He's not a good looking Pharaoh anymore, and the photos may turn your stomach.  I will put them at the bottom of the other photos of his burial chambers.

Now when he was a young man, he never
thought he'd see (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the
"boy king" (King Tut)

How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut)
Did you do "The Monkey?"
Born in Arizona, moved to 
Babylonia (King Tut)

Now if I'd known, they'd line up just to see
him (King Tut) I'd taken all my money and 
bought me a museum (King Tut)

Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky
Born in Arizona, moved to
Babylonia (King Tut)

Dancing by the Nile (Disco Tut)
The ladies loved his style (Boss Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile
He gave his life for tourism
(King Tut)

Golden idols
(Tut, Tut; Tut. Tut)


He's an Egyptian
(Tut, Tut; Tut, Tut)
They're selling you

Now when I die, now, don't think that 
I'm a nut (King Tut)
Don't want no fancy funeral
Just one like ol' King Tut
(King Tut)

He could have won a Grammy
(King Tut)
Buried in his jammies

Born in Arizona, moved
to Babylonia
He was born in Arizona. . .
Got a condo made of stone-a
King Tut

I gotta say, the feet picture is just beyond amazing to me.  It's not just that the head is at the other end, it's, well, he's down to nine toes, and none of them look like he's had a pedicure in multiple millenium. You were thinking the same thing?  Great minds think alike and so do ours!

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